December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
6 posts
“Last week on Numb3rs… “1+1=2. THE KILLER IS YOU!”
– Kate, not quite understanding how maths is used to fight crime. Actually, how the hell does that show keep going?
“Remember that time tramp pulled you to the ground and you got slapcheek?”
– Me, inaccurately describing the likely transmission of slapcheek.
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July 2011
4 posts
“Chinese donut? No…. No, you don’t want that…. That’s not...”
– Waiter at Chinese restaurant, who took the liberty of replacing Glen’s savoury donut with a dessert pancake, bless his heart.
“It’s hardly rocket surgery.”
– Doctor at the hospital. Probably not a rocket surgeon.
June 2011
5 posts
“Wouldn’t it be good if when babies cried, colours came out of their mouths...”
– Kate, with a possible solution to the adult-infant communication barrier.
“Excuse me miss, do you have a spoon on ya?”
– Random guy on the train, eating ice cream from a cup. No spoon available.
“What’s fistula? Tell me.”
– Kate, being as grammatically incorrect as possible when asking what a fistula is.
“Dad said you did a really good job. He was like, “Darren did a really good...”
– Darren’s friend, overheard on train this morning. Darren’s really good at something.
May 2011
26 posts
“Who is that? Emilio Estevez or something?”
– Kate’s mum Irene, in reference to the naked shower dude in the Sex & the City movie. For future reference, it was not Emilio Estevez.
“Yeah Kate, GET OFF YOUR HORSE.”
– Ash, drunkenly telling Kate to get off what I can only assume is her high horse.
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“Well they call him Pooey Henry ‘cause of his dreadlocks. ‘Cause...”
– Glen, explaining Henry’s complex nickname.
“Uhhhh, use them?”
– Hotel employee after being asked “What do we do with the towels [on checkout]?” Ok, we used them, now what?